The Air India Crash: A Tragedy Wrapped in Mystery (and Some Premium-Grade Media Bullshit)

Oh boy, gather 'round, because this one’s a doozy. Air India Flight 171 went down yesterday, and while tragedy is always sad, the media’s absolutely golden take on the sole survivor is what makes this an INSTANT CLASSIC.

The Perfectly Timed Footage - Again

Ah yes, our favorite phenomenon: somebody JUST HAPPENED to be filming moments before disaster strikes. What incredible luck! Or, you know, maybe a little too incredible. But hey, don’t question it - just eat up whatever version of reality you’re handed.

The “Miracle” Survivor - or Maybe a Plot Hole in Reality

Meet Vishwash Kumar Ramesh, the lone survivor, hailed by the media as proof that miracles exist. Apparently, he “jumped out” of the plane right before it crashed. You know, like in an action movie, except - oops -physics exist. Because if he did actually leap from a crashing aircraft, we’d be picking up his bones with tweezers. Instead, he walked away UNSCATHED, as if he just left a slightly disappointing dinner party. 😆

Now, here’s a wild thought: what if he was never on the plane to begin with? What if he was ALREADY on the ground, waiting for that big fireball moment? Wouldn’t be the first time reality bent in suspicious ways. But no, you’re supposed to believe he heroically launched himself out of a doomed aircraft and landed gracefully like a cat -except cats don’t survive THAT kind of fall either.

The “Unshaken” Expression of a Man Who Knows Nothing About Trauma

Picture this: You barely survive a devastating crash, bodies everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air. How would you react? Shaking? Crying? Staring blankly into the abyss, wondering why you're alive?

Well, not Vishwash. He was cool as a cucumber, looking like he just finished an exam he barely studied for. His whole vibe screamed “My programming is functioning as intended.” Regular folk would be a fuckin' mess, but nope - he looked suspiciously unaffected.

Also … Oh sure, go ahead - just casually yank open the exit door of a flying plane like it’s the fridge at midnight. Except, plot twist, you can’t. Not unless you’ve got Hulk-tier strength and a blatant disregard for physics. See, the cabin is pressurized, meaning that door is sealed tighter than the grand entrance to heaven. We’re talking thousands of pounds of force keeping it shut. Even on the ground, it’s not some flimsy back door that swings open with a good shove - it has safety latches, specific procedures, and people trained NOT to let random heroes (or stupid) test their luck. So yeah, if anyone ever tells you they “jumped out” mid-flight, just smile and nod - because at that point, reality has clearly taken a personal day.

Final Thoughts: Divine Intervention? Nah, Just Suspicious as Hell

Look, I believe in miracles. I believe in divine intervention. But this? This is neither divine nor miraculous. This is weirdly convenient, and the mainstream media is out here selling the story like it’s the sequel to Mission: Impossible. Wait … is Tom Cruise his mentor? 😆

So here we are again, watching reality get edited in post-production, while gullible stupid people nod along like this all makes perfect sense. If you ever feel like questioning things, just remember - physics is a thing, and so is really bad storytelling. #planecrash #airindia